If we could talk to the aliens...

If we could talk to the aliens, just imagine it 

Chatting to an Acturan in Acturan 

... etc...

Um, yes.  We'd have to call the game Dr Disaster instead of Captain Disaster I guess.  Anyway, every sound means something in Acturan, so even before CD manages the important task of learning to properly communicate with the inhabitants of Acturus-1, he gets the chance to be a real Englishman Abroad and make random noises at them.  (For reasons we won't go into right now, he will be able to understand the responses.)

First test of the random alien speech system we've devised today - works pretty nicely.  I hope you have fun with it in the full game!